It's a well-known fact that the Greeks were all gay. That's why their language died and Greece is now a barren, radioactive wasteland inhabited only by criminals on motorcycles who speak with Australian accents. »
Officer Porkins should be out on his ass and making $10 an hour as a security guard, but, as Occupy tried to point out, there ain't no justice, dammit. »
Yeah, gotta love that Ktulu from South Park. I remember when those guys were writing about him in the pulps back in the thirties. »
This guy thinks about fat girls a lot. If he's not jerking it to some bbw porn right now, he's asleep and happily dreaming of thick chicks. »
Someone (usually a burner) manages to miss the point of every other comment I leave on the Gawker sites. »
I saw part of a movie about it once on a plane. I think it was called There's Something about Mary. »
Admit it. You want a kitty-cat president.
Now before you start feeling like you’re a cat lady, understand you are not.
Wanting a kitty-cat president doesn’t make you a cat-lady, it just makes you American.
In the pre-kitty-cat president era, criticizing the president was simply the American thing to do. An…
Even in my youth, I couldn't get into his books. I think it's a case of a writer taking his own shallowness and wanting to argue, with great success, that it's his characters who are shallow. »